Tanks for Nothing

 is the second level of the Bunker chapter.

Collect all five hidden scrolls
Reward: XP


 * On the catwalk to the left, after the tank hangar.
 * After WARD accidentally deploys the bomb, don't go up the catwalk. Instead, go around it to find the scroll in the chest.
 * After pressing the DO NOT PRESS button, it's behind the blast doors.
 * After surviving, open the chain link gate. It's inside.
 * Next to the lair of the football team.

Complete the level in five minutes or less
Reward: XP

Self-explanatory.

Finish the level without being hit by any rockets
Reward: Creepy Crystal Skull

Avoid the floor rocket traps. Easy, just make sure to kill the lower torsos with the flailing tentacle colons.

Avoid the turret attacks
Reward: XP

When you're locked on the bridge, avoid the laser turret orbs. Easy to do.

Find and destroy all the Zombie Chickens
Reward: XP


 * On the upper catwalk, roosting next to the floodlight.
 * Further down the walkways, near the yellow damaging lasers. On the rockets crate. Near when you fight the Karate Klutz.
 * Catwalk next to the storage racks, near the tank.
 * On the storage racks.
 * Next to the goodies crate on top of the storage racks.

Complete the entire level without any characters dying
Reward: XP

Don't get knocked into lasers
Reward: Richard's Lion Heart

Self-explanatory.

You found the secret room
Reward: XP

After defeating General Leadbottom, head through the gates on the catwalk and open the door at the end. This will open up a teleporter you can use to access the secret room.